Yusu
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Editorial: The People Must Be Given A Second Vote
The Lemon Press today calls for a second referendum to be held within The Lemon Press on whether or not it should support or oppose the YUSU referendum on whether or not YUSU should support a second referendum on the UK’s membership of the European Union. The will of the person. Following a referendum with historically […]
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I Am Part of the Resistance Inside the Durcan Administration
The Old York Times is taking the rare step of publishing an anonymous Op-Ed essay. We have done so at the request of the author, a senior official in the Durcan administration whose identity is known to us and whose job would be jeopardized by its disclosure. We believe publishing this essay will get us […]
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‘YUSU Staff Do’ Evacuated After Vonck’s Disease Eruption
An evening of celebration ended in chaos last night when members of the YUSU elite became violently ill with symptoms later identified as those of Vonck’s Disease. Staff and slavishly devotional liberation networkers, wining and dining at a party to send off the Sabbatical Officers in style, ended up in mad panic when several members […]
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Outbreak of Vonck’s Disease Decimates YUSU Media
Doctors were rushed to Grimston House earlier this week, following the diagnosis of Vonck’s Disease in multiple members of York Vision. Reportedly ‘out of control,’ with members of the student community at risk of exposure to conditions that will ‘befuddle the mind’, ‘make one cry out in horror’, cause them to ‘sweat profusely’, and ‘regret […]
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One Minute of One Second Clips of Candidates for the Top Five Sabb Roles but It Steadily Gets More…
Bismarck/Von Moltke reacts only Appropriate reaction pictured.
