Conservative Party
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‘Give His Office a Wipe Down’, Damian Green’s Successor Warned
In a shock move, Damian Green has resigned as First Secretary of State and Minister for the Cabinet Office following allegations of being an enormous wanker. He has also been accused of using parliamentary IT resources to view pornographic material. Artist’s impression of Mr Green viewing Ted Cruz’s Twitter feed Following the resignation, Mr Green’s successor […]
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No People Exist in the United Kingdom, Reveals Philip Hammond
The Chancellor on the Andrew Marr Show (Original/BBC Composite) The Chancellor of the Exchequer announced this morning on the BBC’s Andrew Marr Show that ‘there are, in fact, no people in the UK’. The Chancellor is understood to have made this curious argument to an audience of either millions or none, depending on whom you […]
