Theresa May
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OMG! Theresa May Finally Asks Jeremy Corbyn Out
The Prime Minister and the Leader of the Opposition are to meet for ‘talks’ today in an attempt to break the Parliamentary Brexit deadlock, but The Lemon Press can exclusively reveal that they are going out on a date! After years of negging, the two are finally acting on their love for each other: Theresa […]
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Clocks Turn Back
Dear Nation, Don’t forget to set your clocks back to 1972 this Sunday. Brexit Mean Time — or maybe it’s Brexit Means Brexit Mean Time? Oh, we’ll sort it out. Anyway, don’t forget! Theresa – Henry Dyer
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From The World of Sports, And Also Military Coups And Politics — Special Post-Brexit War Edition
Image Credit: The Day Today Turkey Votes for Christmas.Well, more of a coup than Christmas. And there’s no vote. Local Area Man Sweats Nervously Trying To Score Political Points On Twitter Following Nice And Turkey. May Responds To Questions Over Boris Foreign Secretary Appointment: “Keeping your friends close and your enemies closer? Never heard of that […]
