Turkey Votes for Christmas.
Well, more of a coup than Christmas. And there’s no vote.

Local Area Man Sweats Nervously Trying To Score Political Points On Twitter Following Nice And Turkey.

May Responds To Questions Over Boris Foreign Secretary Appointment: “Keeping your friends close and your enemies closer? Never heard of that expression I’m afraid.”

Erdogan never ‘erdagain after granting military forces immunity (Ed – Yes I know it’s pronounced differently due to this fucking RIDICULOUS looking ğ. What the hell is that? Don’t do this)

Illuminati admit all political events of last year have been decided by rolling on Dungeons and Dragons critical hit chart.

Corbynista Declaims Turkish Military ‘For Trying to Carry Out Another Attempted Blairite Coup’

— Callum Gearing, Gregory Waddell, Henry Dyer, Louis Jani & Stephen Harper