Police

  • British Police Win 7 Year Game of Hide-And-Seek

    British police forces celebrate a historic victory today. After 7 long years of hide-and-seek, they today found their target: 47-year-old Julian Assange from Australia. Early on Thursday morning, Metropolitan officers gained entry to the Ecuadorian embassy and were photographed leading Assange to a police van. According to eyewitnesses, Assange was reluctant to leave. “Blimey, he’s […]

  • Miami Police Clarify Therapist Shooting Situation

    Image credit: Miami Vice logo property of NBC Broadcasting. Ku Klux Klan photo’s author unknown. ‘We did not mean to shoot the unarmed black man. We actually meant to shoot the unarmed autistic white man whom the black man had assured us wasn’t armed. So that’s a better outcome, right? Just a happy accident we hit […]