Labour Party
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Corbynistas Insist Corbyn Anti-Semitic Mural Scandal Just Another Global Conspiracy
What about Big Aluminium, eh? In the wake of revelations that Jeremy Corbyn backed a graffiti artist in 2012 whose artwork had anti-semitic tropes on Facebook, his ardent supporters have been quick to dismiss the claims, criticism, and even the statement by his office as part of a global conspiracy. In a video posted on […]
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Heslington Hall Occupation: A Diary
Day 1. Morale is high, and numbers are good. We will show these UUK pig fuckers what we’re made of. A nice lady has just been round with some mugs of tea and words of encouragement. We have some jokers here who thought it’d be funny to play Vengaboys while York Vision were trying to […]
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Labour Leader Set To Host Daytime Reality Show
A source close to ITV’s executives, namely Arnold the head cleaner, has exclusively revealed to The Lemon Press plans to replace Kyle with Corbyn as he single-handedly saves the nation, one dysfunctional Northern family at a time. Photo credit: Jeremy Kyle/ ITN productions The Jezza C Show’s main target demographic is surprisingly similar to its […]
