Yup, you heard me. That spindly little uranium-arachnid gobbled on my nobble til I fell to my knees and thanked God I was born with a penis. I thanked my new daddy long legs and returned, limping, to my uni accommodation. I collapsed onto my bed and began to feel uneasy; I knew then that I was beginning to morph into a superhero. Unbeknownst to me, the transformations happening inside me were not the beginnings of my Spiderman metamorphosis but rather the beginnings of my transformation into Blowjob-man. I passed out. When I came to, I found I no longer needed my prescription glasses and that my lips, now twice as thick and just as slippery, now stuck to everything they touched. I was overjoyed. I went into a fellatio-frenzy; I left no cock unsucked. This lasted for months; I sucked the sons out of any consenting adult I could find… [please God I don’t want to write this anymore I am in physical pain]