PPE students up and down the country have felt more appreciated over the last month than when they last had to explain their degree title. Doctors, nurses, carers, they can’t get enough of it — and they’re certainly not getting enough of it. Despite doing PPE at Oxford, Matt Hancock has completely failed to deliver sufficient PPE. Thankfully, PPE students are ready to fill that gap.

Mary Holtcroft-Rye, a third year PPE student, has been thrilled to hear an increased demand for PPE as she enters her third year. ‘Upon hearing the desperate demand for PPE, I immediately updated my LinkedIn to show that I’m open for internship opportunities.’ Mary isn’t the only one to step up to the crisis. York St John are thinking about offering a PPE course after they figure out what the letters stand for.

Will Rowan