The concept of Death today materialised to announce it will no longer be pursuing mortal interests in the famous people sector. After a year long campaign which saw interest in $CELEBDEATH spike to an all time high of manic hysteria, the Grim Reaper decided that as the Earth had passed an arbitrary point in space-time relative to the Sun, there would be a cessation of activity in the new Third Current Year of Our Echochamber Master John Oliver (2017 in old money). Let us all rejoice in the safe and secure knowledge that absolutely nothing bad will ever happen again.

— Henry Dyer