A very hot potato indeed is being passed between ‘subsidiaries’ of two once important campus media outlets. Originally belonging to a limb of Nouse, the potato burned the mouth of the editor, and was spat out onto a rebellious and unaffiliated faction of right wingers.

Though coated in saliva, the potato was still salty enough to be picked up by a presumably nascent ‘subsidiary’ of the now defunct cancer-in-remission that is York Vision.

The still nuclear heated spittle coated potato remnant is currently being chewed by a very hungry individual indeed. Hopefully this abortion of a potato will soon be consigned to the big bin of food scraps outside Derwent.

— Article by Myles Dunnett, picture by Henry Dyer