Lemon Happenings, the newest branch of the oldest satire publication on campus, The Lemon Press, introduces ‘Lemons from Beyond’. ‘Lemons from Beyond’ aims to bring you the most contoraverisial, influenzal, and impotent people from across the worlds of Westmintier, Heslington, the South of England, and E-arth.

Most importantly though, all the interviewees will be dead: only dead people. That’s why it’s called ‘Lemons from Beyond’ (Trademark Pending). It really took all of our combined head thought machines to make that one up.

Our first guest will be Idi Amin, followed by Pol Pot, and then the first series will be rounded off by Muammar al-Gaddafi. All of whom will be only the second most contaraverisiale people on campus.

– Myles Dunnett