Twitter user ryanwilliams97 has caused outrage by suggesting that, instead of removing the ‘Tampon Tax’ from sanitary products, women should simply ‘control [their] bladder’. Clearly, Mr. Williams is confused about what tampons are for and where they are supposed to go — we suggest he inserts one into his mouth. Super max absorbency should stem the flow of utter idiocy pouring out from his puny brain.

– Ellie Grana