YUSU’s new sabbatical team are now officially in office, so we reached out to some people for their reactions:

‘I’m just so happy, and so proud, and so excited; best of luck to them. I even made them some sandwiches for their first day.’ — Their Mothers, collectively

‘Sabbs? What are they?’ — Koen Lamberts, spinning in his office chair

‘I just hope they haven’t got anything planned. I’ve just finished off all my paperwork and I’m looking forward to a nice bubble bath and a glass of Rosé.’ — David Duncan, looking delightful

‘They all look super cool, I want to be friends with them’ — Millie Beach, in disguise

‘Fuck off’ — Sam, a 3rd year

— Myles Dunnett