US Elections

  • Confused Biden Drops out to Endorse Himself

    Well that was a rough press conference. Joe Biden just took to the stage to announce the unexpected, ‘I’m following in the footsteps of Buttigieg, Klobuchar, and Beto to end my candidacy and support our best chance of beating Trump in the fall… Joe Biden’. His supporters fell silent as Biden continued to have an […]

  • Six Flags Unveil ‘Swingometer’ Ride

    The latest in a long line of terrifying constructions is a 50 metre long needle, moving according to the voter returns in each state. The British architect of the ride, Professor Sir John Curtsy, had been looking for a way to show an apathetic public the power of their vote – through the medium of […]