Eurovision
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Darth Vader Looking for ‘Young Musicians with Drive and Stardust’ to Boost the Death Star’s Eurovision Hopes
Are you an up-and-coming performer looking to showcase your talent to the whole galaxy? Have you got that unique shine which can showcase the rich culture of our beautiful metal battle station? Is the Force with you? If you answered yes to any of these questions then we need you! The Death Star’s Culture Minister […]
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5 Very Specific Better Things To Do Than Watch Eurovision
Tonight is Eurovision night, and in my house that means an evening of terrible singing and cringe-worthy performances overshadowed by bitter disputes and unspoken mutual hatred. Plus Eurovision will be on TV. So here are five very specific better things to do than watch Eurovision. 1. Reconnect with your parents, John. Look John, I know that […]
