Categories

CONFIRMED: Jousting Is Just Misunderstood Sounding With a Massive Rod

October 13, 20211 minute read

Panic in jousting land as the age-old sport has been revealed to be one of the earliest examples of sounding. The sport has since evolved into a game of knocking each other off their horses with their jousting rod, a far cry from the tradition of getting each other off with a sounding rod.

A traditionalist faction is organising to return the game to its roots. Read our exclusive preview of this new Roses event in our next issue. Roses are looking redder by the day.

Panic in jousting land as the age-old sport has been revealed to be one of the earliest examples of sounding. The sport has since evolved into a game of knocking each other off their horses with their jousting rod, a far cry from the tradition of getting each other off with a sounding rod.

A traditionalist faction is organising to return the game to its roots. Read our exclusive preview of this new Roses event in our next issue. Roses are looking redder by the day.

Will

Written by Will

Several hundred TLP articles deep, there’s no escape at this point. He's your secretary which means he sends a little nugget of joy to your email every week.

© 2021, Carefully created by Yordevs