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An Interview with Gary, Lord of All Geese
On Wednesday, one of the campus correspondents for The Lemon Press was granted an exclusive interview with Gary, Lord of All Geese (GLAG) in Yorkshire and Surrounding Regions, who has recently taken up residence on Campus West of the University of York. TLP: Okay, so, first off, I have to say it’s an absolute honour […]
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Top 20 Numbers Between 1 and 20
YouTube has top 10s, the music chart has the Top 100. This is almost a combination of the two, a top 20 list for numbers up to 20. I am not an expert in numbers and some of the facts about some of these numbers might be wrong. That being said I have enough knowledge […]
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Spitebart Agony Uncle
Dear Uncle, I am having confusing thoughts about my neighbor. He is a filthy beta Biden-voting cuck who I hated for months and for months I have unsuccessfully tried to burn his duplex down. However recently I have heard him talk about how disappointed he is in the Biden Administration on numerous subjects, and it’s […]
