Finn Russell
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The Mad Ramblings of a Lemon Press Editor at the York SU Summer Ball
It’s a somewhat rainy afternoon on 3 June 2025 and I’m getting ready to head to the big event. As I stand in my room trying to select a stylish outfit, I realise that the accumulated karma from all my years of ignoring any semblance of fashion has finally returned to fuck me from behind […]
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Where Did All the Chickens Go? Undeniable Proof That We Live in the Matrix
For hundreds of years, the evil mystery elites that rule the universe in secret (I’m looking at YOU, Taylor) have been inventing more and more elaborate conspiracies to cover their malicious tracks. From faking a moon landing, to pyramids (I mean, what even are those?), to AI generating a bot called Big Elon and unleashing […]
