Eddie Atkinson
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Are Liberals Trying to Take Away Your Right to Masturbate?
Yes. My mate Terry told me his Aunt Sarah got a whatsapp which said Keir Starmer, in his position as Shadow Prime Minister, absolutely banned you personally from masturbating. YOU, the reader. He said your name, he said your address, he’s seen your search history and he’s not impressed. He showed it to your mum. […]
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Top 20 Numbers Between 1 and 20
YouTube has top 10s, the music chart has the Top 100. This is almost a combination of the two, a top 20 list for numbers up to 20. I am not an expert in numbers and some of the facts about some of these numbers might be wrong. That being said I have enough knowledge […]
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Campus West fountain too shy to put on full display
IT’S PERFECTLY NORMAL! IT HAPPENS TO EVERYONE! You made me wet but not in a good way. These are all things the campus west fountain hears every time it tries to spurt into action. He sees you staring and he’s shy uwu. Fountains can’t perform when Central Hall is staring quite so intently. Because of […]
