The latest accommodation blunder has seen freshers being sent to Hole rather than Hull. A disastrous series of events left York’s ‘holepilled’ crisis team hammering out a deal with The University of Hole rather than The University of Hull.

Students will find themselves in their brand new accommodation block: The Hole. It consists of a single ‘open plan’ living area separated only by hastily constructed wooden boards, each outfitted with everything you would expect by this point.

A member of the team said to TLP, ‘Whenever I read Hull, I just replace it with Hole. We’re all like this ever since we read issue 49.’

Will Rowan