IT’S PERFECTLY NORMAL! IT HAPPENS TO EVERYONE! You made me wet but not in a good way. 

These are all things the campus west fountain hears every time it tries to spurt into action. 

He sees you staring and he’s shy uwu. Fountains can’t perform when Central Hall is staring quite so intently. 

Because of this, known dolphin Charlie Jefferies has decreed that a modesty curtain is to be placed around the fountain, who claims that meeting the gaze of the physics block is almost as off putting as making eye-contact with a physics student themselves.