In the holiday season spirit the government has promised that the war on Christmas will be over by Christmas.  The promise that the war will be over soon will be made considerably easier to achieve by the fact that it doesn’t actually exist.  In order to end the war on Christmas the government will seek to catch the watchful ‘happy holidays’ sayer totally off guard by complaining about ‘political correctness gone mad.’  Which has been the strategy employed by the government the last 18 times which according to a government source is ‘why it’ll catch them totally off guard’.

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