George Osborne to Join Mars Mission

George ‘Gideon’ Osborne, MP for Tatton, Editor of the Evening Standard, BlackRock adviser, Kissinger Fellow, Washington Speaker, Uber driver, fireman, member of the Privy Council, Chief Constable… (cont. 200 pages)

George Osborne to become MP for Old Sarum to better manage his constituents’ needs (1 x cow, 3 x rocks) alongside other commitments.

The Lemon Press Editorial Comment on George Osborne

‘Old Pauline becoming editor of a free publication? Outrageous.’

— Henry Dyer