Having seen Kamala Harris’s surge in online popularity after being endorsed by Charlie XCX’s “Kamala IS Brat”, Taylor Swift has entered her political era by swooping in to offer her unequivocal support for the Democratic presidential candidate, ensuring yet again that no other female artist dares to steal her limelight.

The country-turned-pop singer behind the hit “You’re on Your Own, Kid” grew up in the famous deep-southern state of Pennsylvania on an eleven-acre property before moving to Nashville at fourteen to launch her career in the country scene. From these humble beginnings, alongside the torture of living a billionaire lifestyle with just one private jet to her name, Swift is uniquely positioned to be the voice of the American everyman, having truly risen from rags-to-riches entirely through her own efforts.

Exclusive insiders reveal Swift is already at work on her next album, titled “The Anguished Activist’s Association”. The album promises twelve emotionally raw songs that capture the tortured poet’s anguish over America’s current social and economic climate, while also reflecting the burden of being a billionaire songwriter with an 8000 tonne carbon footprint. As well as the regular version, the country-turned-pop star from Pennsylvania promises a deluxe edition offering an extra six songs, and the premium deluxe offering an official limited-edition Taylor Swift voter registration card. Leaked singles so far include “The Star-Spangled Banner (Taylor’s Version)”, “Shake the Patriarchy Off” (acoustic, techno, and instrumental remixes to be released if and when the Republicans go ahead in the polls, or other female artists go ahead in the charts) and “All Too Politically (Election Cycle Version)”. 

In light of her rallying cry, Swifters across the world quickly flooded social media with posts calling for a future seat in Congress, or perhaps a spot on the next Supreme Court vacancy, with some even calling for Swift to run for president herself. One fan posted, “Taylor offers what so many politicians can’t: genuineness, integrity, and a care for her fans”, whilst another simply posted “I would kill for Supreme Leader Taylor”. 

Swift’s step into her political era will be sure to encourage Swifters and normal Americans alike to rally behind her as she selflessly uses her glittering presence to become democracy’s saviour.

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