In inspiring scenes for men’s mental health, Christopher Nolan has announced that the film Oppenheimer will feature a main character having a panic attack – and The Lemon Press can exclusively reveal that the character having it is in fact the atomic bomb! 

“Delivering a climactic payload at an important moment with someone watching can cause a big stress on a man’s mental health, so I decided to feature a 10 minute one take shot of the atomic bomb having a panic attack the day before atomising Japan!” said Greta Gerwig, director of Barbie who we accidentally contacted but got this second exclusive scoop. 

The film will also have Albert Einstein having literally every mental illness in the world to validate all those Pinterest quote images.