Joe Pesci has confirmed he has full legal rights to attempt to enter your house if it’s left unattended for 15 minutes. This relies on the same precedent that allows you to leave a class if the teacher does not arrive within 15 minutes.

It’s a revelation that’s spun local Facebook groups into overdrive. Despite being very well off, the aging star of Gloryfellas and Home Alone says he ‘just enjoys breaking and entering so god damn much, what’s the fun in buying places?? Give me a brick to the face and slippery ice patch any day.’