Dozens Killed In ISIS Bombing And Also There Is A Traffic Jam In Dover

ISIS has taken responsibility for a car bombing in Kabul which has killed over 60, while a large traffic jam in Dover is causing major congestion on English roads.

Image Credit: drivingskillstraining.com (though ISIS would also like to take credit for this wonderful jpeg)

Many people use the road in Dover to take ferries to and from Europe, making it a popular spot for both tourists and truckers. However, this tail back could have consequences as many commuters are now concerned they will be unable to make their transport to France, and thus will have to come up with new travel plans. And that car bomb injured over 200 people.

When asked about the hold up, not the car bomb, one trucker said ‘Its ridiculous. This road is used by thousands every day, and from my understanding they still can’t figure out what is causing this. The government really should put some investment into this infrastructure.’

When asked about the hold up, not the car bomb, our Middle East correspondent told us ‘That’s nice and all, but a lot of people here are dead. Maybe you should ask me about that.’

When asked about the car bomb, not the Hold up, one trucker said ‘That’s upsetting alright.’ We then asked him about the hold up though, so it’s fine.

UPDATE ON DOVER TRAFFIC JAM DAY TWO: WHERE ARE THE POLICE?! Probably stuck in traffic.

— Gregory Waddell

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