Ucu Strikes
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Heslington Hall Occupation: A Diary
Day 1. Morale is high, and numbers are good. We will show these UUK pig fuckers what we’re made of. A nice lady has just been round with some mugs of tea and words of encouragement. We have some jokers here who thought it’d be funny to play Vengaboys while York Vision were trying to […]
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Three Whiteboards Outside Heslington, York
After proposed changes to the University Superannuation Scheme, lecturers have taken the matter into their own hands and put up three whiteboards that have sent Heslington into chaos. Passing between Hes West and Hes East, the following can now be seen in bright red permanent marker: ‘Shafted While Retiring’, ‘And Still No Arrangement’ and ‘How […]
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Disappointment as Boring Lecturer not Joining Industrial Action
The whole science faculty has today reeled at the department’s most tedious lecturer’s decision to cross the picket line. To no one’s benefit, the fifty-something monochrome enthusiast has resolutely returned to work, fully determined to read his one hour long diatribes directly from the powerpoint. It is believed he has done so out of neither […]
