Will Hemmings
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£20,000 Set Aside in Budget to Kill OBR Employee
In an emergency move, Rachel Reeves has set aside £20,000 (where we’ve found that? I thought we were broke – Ed.) to ensure the swift and efficient murder of the “idiot” that pressed publish on the Office for Budget Responsibility (OBR)’s summary of the budget plans a few hours before she began announcing them to […]
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Charlie Jeffery Appears on Dragon’s Den
Students at the University of York were shocked to see that their Vice-Chancellor, Charlie Jeffery, was appearing on the BBC programme Dragon’s Den. I watched the show live last Thursday, and I have recounted a summary of the events below. Charlie opened the pitch (£15 million for an 85% share in the University of York) […]
