M.J. Wells
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Freshers Comprehensive Guide to Coffee in York
Black Sheep Coffee The venture capitalist’s wet dream sweeping across post-Brexit Britain is treating each lucky gentrified town to either a Gail’s bakery or a Black Sheep Coffee shop. York has recently been blessed with the latter. So should you take a break from studying towards your BSc for a Black Sheep Coffee? I have […]
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15 Point Plan to Address University of York’s £15m Deficit
1. Close the two remaining receptions and replace all receptionists with YABBAtars (York Automated Bionic Buddy & Assistant). 2. Completely axe Open Door mental health support and sign post students to DeepSeek (open-source natural language chatbot) when they feel sad. 3. Design, print and deploy even more energy saving posters. 4. Buy and fly an […]
