Worried about the spread of the 6 7 virus? So are we. The pandemic is spreading like wildfire, thanks to the masses of people on Instagram reels. You may be wondering: ‘how can we cure such an awful disease?’
Experts suggest that there are two ways to cure 6 7. Taking inspiration from President Trump’s speech in 2020, one way to cure the virus is to inject bleach into your veins. One doctor suggested that you have multiple veins to choose from, so why not? The doctor has also said “so what if [injecting bleach] kills people with 6 7? We need less of those people anyway. This country is swarming with people as it is.“ Another doctor backed up this claim, saying: “I heard that if you inject the bleach straight into your neck vein, 6 7 will leave your system instantly.”
The second (less effective) cure for 6 7 is to catch it, then bin it, which then results in killing it. Here is a step by step tutorial:
- Advise your 6 7 riddled loved one to throw their 6 7. Remember when people would throw a “woah”? Exactly like that, but with both palms facing upward.
- When the 6 7 is being thrown towards you, ensure that you are holding an empty bin. Please note that the bin should have the Instagram logo on it, so that waste collectors know that it is a 6 7 contaminated bin. Use your catching skills from Year 7 PE to catch the 6 7 effectively.
- Once the 6 7 lands in the bin, it is Killed. For extra measure, please feel free to perform a “brain nourishment” ritual on it. I would suggest showing it a YouTube Shorts video of iShowSpeed making that constipated face before looking relieved.
Stay safe, non-Instagram users! If you have 6 7, I would advise you to take the bleach option. I believe it would prove more effective than the ‘catch it, bin it, kill it’ method. It didn’t work during Covid so why would it work now? If the bleach option goes south, that’s natural selection. Also we have too many people anyway. No, I don’t think the amount of people we have is boosting GDP growth. And why should my taxes go towards supporting reel users and their 6 7 sickness?
GB News 6 7 Expert
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