A faction of ReformSoc that was kicked out for not being racist enough decided that they would now focus on what they do best – complain and be annoying. They already did their first anti-anti-Reform protest and have published what they will be protesting against next month.

1. Not enough Uni staff being made redundant
2. Too much diversity on Campus East
3. Baggy trousers don’t fit short men
4. Campus West accommodation looks “too Soviet”
5. The existence of ‘Laughing Gnome’ by David Bowie

As much as we hate them, they will be there, so try to avoid them or, in the worst case, join them. It is actually unfair that short men can’t use trendy trousers.

First published in Issue 63