The Lemon Press is saddened to report that YUSU’s Love York branding campaign is being retired after every last person who loves York died last night.

It’s believed the sudden mass death can be traced back to last year’s Love York Awards. A police source told The Lemon Press that ‘what did they expect? They put everyone who loves York all in one place at one time? It was the right time to strike. Take them all out in one righteous strike. I only have to hate Love York once, they have to Love York every day.’