Indie musician ‘Sam Fender’ has shocked both his fans and leader of the People’s Republic of China Xi Jinping after releasing his crazy new song called ‘Glory to the People’s Republic’. This shocked his fans who had previously only known him for his songs about relationships and his personal life. It has been alleged that […]

In inspiring scenes for men’s mental health, Christopher Nolan has announced that the film Oppenheimer will feature a main character having a panic attack – and The Lemon Press can exclusively reveal that the character having it is in fact the atomic bomb!  “Delivering a climactic payload at an important moment with someone watching can […]

The biggest worm in ‘Dune’, one of the most visually-recognisable antagonists from any film this year. He’s a silent, borderline-Lovecraftian force of nature, but like so many damaged people I believe he is just one caring ear and tender embrace away from being fixed. I can fix him, and here’s the reasons why.  1 – […]

Joe Pesci has confirmed he has full legal rights to attempt to enter your house if it’s left unattended for 15 minutes. This relies on the same precedent that allows you to leave a class if the teacher does not arrive within 15 minutes. It’s a revelation that’s spun local Facebook groups into overdrive. Despite […]

This is not a bit. These are my genuine thoughts on the album, I wouldn’t normally listen but I felt left out on the tweets. First impressions – This is too long. 30 songs? I have not had 30 quality thoughts in my life, let alone enough to transform into 29 songs plus an additional […]

I hate podcasts, and for years have taken great pride in never having listened to one. Even if somebody is playing one within earshot of me I will jettison myself away from them and scream over it until it is no longer heard, such is my unbridled hatred of the medium. One time a close […]

The story structure of ‘The Hero’s Journey’ has been a staple of any storytelling media, from ‘Star Wars’ and ‘Shrek’ to ‘Harry Potter’ and ‘The Hobbit’. But all of those are stories for nerds, where is the stereotypical fiction formula for dudes who fuck? Fret no more, for this is The Himbos Journey. Call to […]